Snakes and Lizards

There are things I absolutely HATE !! ..

I hate puke. I can touch shit with my bare hands but I cannot clean up puke. I gag. I puke on puke.

Spiders. Hate em. Especially the big furry ones.

Worms. Slimy creepy crawly things. Even rubber ones.

And snakes. If a snake were to cross my path I would sprout wings and fly. High. Very high. I will dismantel ceiling fans were a snake to enter my house.

And lizards. I didn't grow up with lizards. But Florida has lizards. I am told they eat mosquitoes, so they can stay. OUTside. Not in my house. However, the occasional wee little lizard will find his way in. It's okay. You sit under the tv, the stove, the couch. Just stay out of my bedroom !!!

My daughter is in the sixth grade. And her science class has more creatures in it than students. And, because I love my daughter just oh so much and can't say no to her ever……I allowed her to bring 2 of the class creatures home for the weekend.

Meet Bandit:

This is Alexx with Bandit. UGH !!!!

This is hubby Rog with Bandit. And I made him shower before he came to bed that night.

And son Logan (left) with Jacob and Bandit. YES Jacob opened his mouth and Bandit is IN his mouth !!! Can I puke now??????

And here is Sophera, the Gekko Lizard. I refused to touch it. I tried. Just couldn't do it.

And this is Logan with one of those mosquito eating lizards that are all over down here. I have no idea how he got this damn thing to sit on his arm, cuz these creatures are NOT slow moving !! Ain't he cute ? Logan. Not the fricken lizard !!!!

I'm told we're not done bringing creatures home yet. Next is a gerbil I think. Now THAT I just might be able to hold ! LOL Cute and fuzzy things are just fine !