Out of Liquor !!!

Do you ever wonder if you're an alcoholic?

I can't even type the word? (I had to do spell check 4 times to get it right)

Oprah did a show on women that had "glass or two of wine" after worki.

Are you fucking kidding me??? I did a 1.5 liter today (that's the big fat bottles for us drunks) (I actually had to look to see how much it was) in a couple hours!!

Today, I cracked a bottle of cheap Pinot Grigio at 4pm. It's 9pm. The bottle is gone. I did 3 loads of laundry, cooked dinner, did dishes, washed the husbands car, watered all the bushes around the house, did homework with the kids, put the kids to bed, all……functional.

I am a functional drunk,.

Do I hate myself, yeah. I do. Do I justify my actions. Of course. What drunk doesn't. We have an excuse for everything.

Question One to myself: Why am I not in bed with my husband?

Answer: Cuz he aint' put out in 2 weeks, why bother.

Answer 2: I been drinking and smoking………………he won't do me and I won't cum anyway, what's the point?

I kept drinking cuz he said "I'm tired I need to get some sleep"….so to me that means "I need more alcohol cuz you ain't gettin' laid"…………..

HELLO????????????????????????

We are NOT FRIGID…………..We're just DRUNK ?!?!!??!

I'm outa wine, vodka AND beer !!!! MY lay is sleeping and I'm NOT HAPPY !!!