Try And Keep Up With Me !!

I just read a blog by Pamela on women's sex drive.  It's short and to the point. Check it out here:  A Women's Sex Drive

And it got me to thinking………….why IS it that a women's sex drive is always an issue?  The wives are always the frigid ones. Not wanting to have sex with their husbands, never putting out or they basically just lay there contemplating what color to paint the ceiling.

                                   

This irritated the hell out of me.  I am tired of being cast into that pot just cuz I'm "the WIFE".

There HAS to be more men out there that can't keep up with their wives.  Isn't there?  Am I married to the only one?

                                 

Don't get me wrong, hubby puts out on a fairly regular basis, just not enough for ME.   Hell, the man could give it up morning, noon and night and I'd still want an afternoon snack.  So, don't think I'm bashing my man.  He's pretty good-- when he shows up.  LOL

I had a conversation with a girlfriend last week about this very thing.  She informed me that I am at my sexual prime.   THANK GOD !!  I was glad to hear that, cuz I was beginning to think there was something wrong with me !!   My battery bill was rising faster than the price of gas !!!

                            

And on a kinda related subject, what does one do if your partner gets kinda lazy in the sack?

I get tired of always initiating sex.  But if I don't I won't get what I do!  And even then I get turned down more often than not.  And if I DO get the chance to get things started he expects me to do ALL the work ?  Start to finish.  Could you at least PRETEND to be in the same room with me? 

Just what color were YOU thinking of painting the ceiling ???

                   

Hell no, I don't mind loading your gun for ya, but do ya think you could return the favor ?  At least TOUCH it, just alittle ?  It won't bite. 

             

And it sure would make things move along a helluva lot smoother and quicker for ME if you push a few of MY buttons.  Not only did I push YOURS --I sucked, licked and stroked it !!   

                 

And let's talk about that 'button', shall we ?? No, you can't just go there and start sucking on it like it's a damn cough drop ! Yes, I know it's there for pleasure.  But, damn go easy on the little fucker !! It's sensitive !!

After 10 minutes of you gnawing on it like a damn cob of corn, it either goes numb or it just plain hurts!

Move south a bit once in awhile.  And alittle to the east, and alittle to the west.  And don't slobber !! 

There is nothing more unsexy than feeling your fricken drool running down the crack of my ass !!!     

I took the time to give you a clean plate to eat off, the least you could do is be a neat eater !!  

                       

If you're doing it right, you won't need to spit on it !!

So, am I alone here?  Can a girl be TOO horney?  Is this going to end one day and I'll become of those "frigid wives"?  Can any men admit to not being able to keep up with their wives? 

Please send batteries.......................