There's Turkey in the Bacon !!!

My daughter loves bacon for breakfast before school. No eggs. No pancakes or waffles. Just bacon. In 2 days a package is gone. $2 a package. So, me and Rog doing our monthly Sam’s Club run and see this stuff called Turkey Bacon. Hmmmm, he’s all for it, I’m thinking………….”I know my daughter better than you do and I know I wouldn’t eat it,,,,,,,,but okay……your dollar…….”

Yesterday, I made her bacon for breakfast. I never said a word to her, brought it to her in bed, like I do………..cuz she’s spoiled……cuz she’s my girl……cuz that’s what this mommy does.

Yeah, the bacon was returned to the kitchen. “Mommy, this bacon tastes funny.” LOL K, maybe not LOL, maybe LTM (laughed to myself). I left it on the counter for Rog to find. I came home from gym 2 hours later to see it still sitting there.
Um, yeah, no. Turkey Bacon sucks. What the hell do I do with the other 2 packages in the freezer now?

Been 80 degrees down here all winter…….today it raining and cold. Gonna hit the 30’s tonight. My heat comes on at 73. BUT, I shouldn’t complain, cuz back home, in good ole North Dakota, it gonna be 30 BELOW ZERO tomorrow !!! If you have NEVER encountered a full on winter in the Midwest, you ain’t lived !!! I remember, and you can’t pay me enough to move back to that !!! Nice people up there, but the weather sucks !!! It’s cold, colder, slush, then mosquitos, then back to cold. There ain’t no happy medium. Still, good people.

Rog got approved for FHA loans. Hopefully now we can kick business in the ass and make some money for a change !!!! FHA loans, for those that ain’t been a homeowner yet, are loans for the not so well off. Your credit is in the toilet and you got meager funds in the bank for downpayment. Interest rates are higher but in 6 months you can refinance. Nowadays, pretty much everyone is FHA.

It’s end of the year. I am a scanning fool at the office. Four companies, hundreds of folders of bills to scan to archive, in case of that dreaded audit. After the scanning then it’s shredding HELL !!! I have days of this shit ahead of me.
When it rains in Florida, people drive like they are 90 !!! GOD !! You people are all from UP THERE !!! You drove in snow all your lives !! This is RAIN !!! HELLO !!! WTF !!! It’s the pedal on the right !!!!!

I did something yesterday morning I have NEVER done. I went thru a school bus stopped with it’s red lights flashing and sign out. Didn’t even see it. It was sitting at a red light. One of the busiest intersections in town. I, along with about 3 other cars in front of me, thought it was just sitting there, went right on thru the red flashing lights. What is a bus stop doing at THAT intersection?? It would have been safer had it turned the corner and picked the dern kids up on the side street !!! I still feel guilty for not seeing that. I wanted to turn around and apologize to the driver. It won’t happen again.

Do you ever come upon a speed trap, one of those motorcycle cops in a median gunning people with his nifty radar gun? Do you ever go past them then flash your lights at all the oncoming cars? Tee hee That tickles me. I heard you can get a ticket for doing that. Is that true? I say, hey, you gonna hide round a corner, flashing a warning is fair game !!!

I hate making dinner every night. What a fricken chore. A meat. A potato. A veggie. UGH !!! Most annoying thing I do all day !!! I hate it. Then after an hour of planning and preparing, I have to clean it all up. After it takes them 10 mins to devour it. –after complaining about it first !!! Waste of my time!
Where is the manual for PRETEENS??? Where does it say that the world revolves around them and ONLY them? Was I at the bar when this was handed out???? Mother FUCk !!! I swear I gave birth to a child………….not an ATTITUDE !!!! I can’t wait till PMS hits this daughter of mine !!! By the looks of things, I’m hoping I got a few years to go yet !!

Speaking of PMS !!! Holy Mother of God did I have MY day !!! Ha Ha !! Poor Rog !! That man, after 12 years STILL ain’t figured it out !!! It’s only one day for me, but when it hits, and it’s not every month, but by God, when it does….FIND SOME PLACE ELSE TO BE !! LOL It even caught me by surprise. I wasn’t expecting it for another week or so…..guess when ya get to be my age a calendar don’t mean shit anymore !! LOL Last Thursday was NOT a pretty day. And today….WAHLAH !!! Well, THAT explains IT !! LOL hahahahaha

K, so hubby due home, dinner to make. UGH…laundry in dryer and half bottle of wine to either drink or hide before he gets home…………hmmmmm……….
Think like Vicki………….

Can’t have sex, and have to hide a half bottle of wine………….what better place…….than to drink the bitch !!!!! Woo hoo Besides, it gonna be in the 30’s in the morning………….too damn cold to go to the gym…..might as well sleep in !!