Does it really matter what fricken category ya put blogs under??? What's the point? The one I want doesn't exist anyway !!!!
HAHAHAHHAH Funny morning already !! LOLOLOL..
So, I wake up on the couch. Okay. I can hang with that. He says I snore when I drink so since I was well into my cups last night, waking up on the couch was no big deal.
We're picking on each other playfully and he says he's still tired. I say "you didn't sleep well last night?" He: "no, I could hear you snoring from the bedroom !" Me: "Well, maybe if you put out once in a while you would sleep better!"
HE: "I DID put out !!!"
OOPS !!!! *thinking really really hard now…..for the life of me, I can't recall even a itsy bitsy teeny tiny bit of it……….hmmmm, I got laid last night??? He actually had sex with me smelling like wine, scotch and cigarettes?!?.....still thinking REALLY hard….wondering why, if I got laid last night was I still on couch in morning…..REALLY confused now….*
ANYWAY, I let the sex comment fly right over my head as I didn't want him to know that I didn't remember a thing ! AGAIN !!!!! LOL Sometimes I am such a blonde !!!
Then the MOTHER subject comes up !!
He said he had to work all weekend so I asked "so is your mom coming back this weekend then?" He says "no, that's why I'm going to tell her I have to work all weekend" Me: "Well I'm sure she doesn't want to spend all weekend alone with ME! Ha ha You do know that her remark kinda stung alittle? She's lucky I wasn't really paying attention when she said it." He: " Well, I told her that you don't insult people in their own home. That she was rude and disrespectful." Me: "Oh the whole 'don't tell her nothing' thing?" He: "Yeah, I told her that this ain't India and that we don't have secrets in this house." Me: "and she thought that I wasn't going to figure out that my kids were missing for 3 weeks? Like I wasn't going to NOTICE?" haha HE: "I guess so, and I told her to keep her mouth shut and to stop stirring up trouble between us and Rengy too"
LOLOL WOO HOO !!! (tee hee --I win!!!—Shame on you, Vicki !!!! giggle giggle)
Now I am off to the office, (strangely after a 1.5 bottle of Pinot Grigio and a Chivas on the rocks, I have NO headache and actually feel really good !!—Um, NO I did NOT make it to the gym….lol)…. Seems he wants to dispose of his little receptionist chick that doesn't really work when she's there anyway. So now I have to learn HER job and be able to do in one day what takes her 5 days to do. And seems I have to also learn how to do the commissions cuz the agent that does those is too damn slow and he wants to can her ass too.
Isn't it nice to know you're needed --to cover other peoples jobs before they get fired --SO they can get fired? (did that sentence make sense?) is there a name for my job description? LOL
TTFN !!!
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