We must always start with the Good News First !
Logan, he’s nine and in the third grade…
Logan came home from school today with TWO trophies !! Yup ! Two.
He got First Place in his class for Math Superstars.
And-----------------
He got First Place for the ENTIRE Third Grade !!
Oh yeah, baby ! DAT’S MAH BOY !!!
*******************************
I love cartoons. The cartoons from my day were AWESOME !! And some of them are STILL showing on Boomerang !!!
And who remembers this dude !! LOL
YUP !! Sigmund the Sea Monster !! LOL
But did you happen to catch the marathon on Sci-Fi Channel this weekend?
Come on, sing it with me…….
“”Marshall, Will, and Holly on a routine expedition
Met the greatest earthquake ever known.
High on the rapids it struck their tiny raft,
And plunged them down a thousand feet below.
To the Laaaaaand of the Looooost. ””
Marshall, Will and Holly
And the creepy Sleestak……….
And then there’s Chaka….
NO SILLY….Not Chaka Khan !!!
CHAKA !!!! He was a Pakuni.
I can’t believe I actually watched this show !! Have you EVER seen such terrible acting ??? But I just couldn’t stop watching.
*******************************
I was at the gym this morning. Usually I do the cross trainer thing.
But today, I decided to sweat to a differn’ flavor. I went bike riding !!
Not as easy as I thought it was gonna be!! HOLY SHIT !!! That seat hurt my pretty little vajajay !!! DAMN !!
Finally I got my rythmn going and my mind started to wander. As I was pondering my precious puss I thought to myself:
“Where do guys’ BALLS GO when they ride these damn things?”
I mean, I obviously ain’t got no extra baggage down in that area to know this kind of stuff… So, tell me, do they like, stay on TOP of the seat?
Or do they slide side to side with each leg that goes up and down on the pedals???
And just where does Mr. Penis sit? He just hangin’ out there, on top, in the middle wonderin’ what the hell those stupid ass balls are doing going UP and DOWN all the time?
*******************************
No comments:
Post a Comment